Friday, 2 January 2009

I have evolved

For reals, I have evolved to a higher state of human. I am now more than human.

I do not need sleep.

I've been lying here for an hour trying to sleep, but I'm just not tired. And all of a sudden I could hear something in my mind. Something wonderful.



Seriously, I'm being kept awake by Love Shack? This is either proof of my evolution or a message from... uh... Dog or something.

Leave me a voicemail or something next time.

What does it mean? Maybe I'm supposed to find a place called Love Shack or something. But isn't that a brothel? It is clearly my destiny to go to the Love Shack and attempt to save the life of a prostitute only to fail and watch her die, and then her quirky little brother becomes my sidekick and we become two urban cowboys, travelling the lands in search of revenge for the death of Nancy Nine-Teeth. Then we'll find out that her killer is like, my brother or some shit and it will be obvious that Dog, the writer of this epic tale, has jumped the shark.

The worst case since the great "Aunt Vi Swap" of '93

For now I'll just download Love Shack off iTunes and go make a sandwich.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

love shack and dog u truely are a homo

Jason said...

I have no idea what this post is even about. This is more confusing that Ant's blog and that's saying something.

Anonymous said...

hahaha fuck you jason my blogs amazing

Mr. Sparks said...

I blame this post on sleep deprivation. But I've caught up on my sleep now, so for a more coherent post see "The Lies"